Peachy Keen! I aspire to be amazing, and so should you! :) 18 y/o and Cal c/o '18.

fierceasfergie:

If you actually look at this you can see the differences:New Miley;•eyes are just a bit brighter •smile is just a bit wider

fierceasfergie:

If you actually look at this you can see the differences:
New Miley;
•eyes are just a bit brighter
•smile is just a bit wider

(Source: f-r-u-s-t-a-t-e-d, via hapahime)

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Posted
17 hours ago

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

(via attercopter)

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Posted
18 hours ago

Add your mayor on the string! :)

mayor-bun:

turtite-town:

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the last one is my favorite

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2826
Posted
20 hours ago

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

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259722
Posted
21 hours ago
kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

(via izzyishnuemo)

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148352
Posted
22 hours ago
edwardspoonhands:


inspookableassghosts:
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

Oh Gaaaahhhd, you mean I have to give money to CHARITY! Well count me out of unlimited money, that just sounds TEDIOUS!

edwardspoonhands:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

Oh Gaaaahhhd, you mean I have to give money to CHARITY! Well count me out of unlimited money, that just sounds TEDIOUS!

(Source: eternalgirlscout)

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Posted
23 hours ago

justanotherpalestinian:

White people praising Humans of New York for ‘humanizing’ the people of the Middle East… what the fuck did you think they were before? Terrorists? Savages? Extremists? Subhumans? It needed to take a white guy with a camera for you all to realize that our people are humans with lives that your fucking government destroyed.

(via sketchyvick)

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9617
Posted
23 hours ago

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

(Source: sizvideos, via bananzers)

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138226
Posted
1 day ago
applesandelephants:

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

this is my new favorite thing

applesandelephants:

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

this is my new favorite thing

(via ardour-adore-you)

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167312
Posted
2 days ago

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

image

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda, via ardour-adore-you)

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597856
Posted
2 days ago

eosrising:

annaanxiety:

this is like the funniest toph moment ever

The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’

And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara

(via ardour-adore-you)

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145894
Posted
2 days ago

vibruhtor:

is doctor who over or did i just cut out the right people from my life

(via sketchyvick)

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9151
Posted
2 days ago
inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

(Source: linsaypinsay, via death-by-lulz)

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604371
Posted
2 days ago
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