Peachy Keen! I aspire to be amazing, and so should you! :) 18 y/o and Cal c/o '18.

solosalendo:

kinda hurt kinda offended kinda not planning on saying anything about it

(via yonoselosiento)

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24 seconds ago

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

(via rainbowunicornswagg)

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Posted
1 hour ago

tylerssjoseph:

dont let tumblr make you think

  • school isnt important
  • its okay to be rude to your parents
  • its normal to hate everyone
  • self harm and suicide are romantic or great
  • being rude is cute
  • being a female who hits or yells at your boyfriend is woman empowerment
  • depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful
  • grades arent important
  • education isnt important
  • college isnt important
  • smoking is cool
  • drugs are cool

(via rainbowunicornswagg)

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Posted
2 hours ago

sorelatable:

You know what to do with that big fat butt

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(via rainbowunicornswagg)

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3 hours ago
rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

(Source: deaglefifty, via rainbowunicornswagg)

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5 hours ago

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via rainbowunicornswagg)

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6 hours ago
putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

(via letsgoginger)

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14 hours ago

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

(Source: abosl, via redenigma)

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16 hours ago
capricorn-circus:

nova-arcania:

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.


#it looks like slenderman taking his kid out for take your kid to work day


That is adorable

OHHHH MY GOSH!!! THIS ADORABLE!!!

capricorn-circus:

nova-arcania:

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.

That is adorable

OHHHH MY GOSH!!! THIS ADORABLE!!!

(via britishgentlelady)

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20 hours ago

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

(via lost-souldier)

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21 hours ago

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

(via lost-souldier)

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1 day ago
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